collaredqueen
I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking forks out as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.
disneymoviesandfacts
disneymoviesandfacts:

Anna: But Hans is not a stranger.
Kristoff: Oh yeah? What’s his last name?
Anna: Of the Southern Isles.
Kristoff: What’s his favourite food?
Anna: Sandwiches.
Kristoff: Best friends name?
Anna: Probably John.
Kristoff: Eye colour?
Anna: Dreamy.
Kristoff: Foot size?
Anna: Foot size doesn’t matter.
Kristoff: Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?
Anna: Picks his nose?
Kristoff: And eats it.
Anna: Excuse me sir, he is a prince.
Kristoff: All men do it.
Anna: Eww.

disneymoviesandfacts:

Anna: But Hans is not a stranger.

Kristoff: Oh yeah? What’s his last name?

Anna: Of the Southern Isles.

Kristoff: What’s his favourite food?

Anna: Sandwiches.

Kristoff: Best friends name?

Anna: Probably John.

Kristoff: Eye colour?

Anna: Dreamy.

Kristoff: Foot size?

Anna: Foot size doesn’t matter.

Kristoff: Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?

Anna: Picks his nose?

Kristoff: And eats it.

Anna: Excuse me sir, he is a prince.

Kristoff: All men do it.

Anna: Eww.